January 2010
32 posts
“Mmm, apple, you are so good. I want to make babies with you. And then eat them.”
– Grant
I wonder
saraimora:
poopdawgs:
how many ex girlfriends get fucked over with naked pictures they sent to their ex boyfriends? I mean, EVERYONE, even other girls, would enjoy seeing naked pictures of any girl who is remotely attractive. I wonder how many girls have tried to post pictures of their ex boyfriend’s penis online. No one wants to see that… it’s just a penis. Nothing special.
Girls get fucked...
This idea that something has to have serious...
No.
Please, people. Stop taking life so seriously.
Uh...
Emily: Are you really going to let Suzanne straighten your hair?
Keita: Yeah! I think it would be fun. I'll let her know tomorrow.
Emily: Or I could just let her know... she is my roommate after all.
Keita: Or I could let her know.
Emily: Not if I let her know first!
Grant: Not if I kill both of you and let her know first!
Everyone: ...
“We should make it into a game. Everytime you say something that makes...”
– Why. -___-
??
Me: Okay, your juice combo might be a prettier color than mine, but mine tastes 100x better. It's the best. Just admit it.
Grant: No, yours is okay, but it's definately lacking. You need more orange to offset the cranberry.
Me: That's such BS, it's perfect already.
Grant: NO, mine is perfect. It's like... I'm breastfeading from Zeus himself.
Boys.
Grant: Paul, do you want to do me a favor?
Paul: What.
Grant: Can you hand me a pen?
Paul: What are you going to do for me?
Grant: Why do I need to do something for you? It's just handing me a pen.
Paul: Say, "Paul you are awesome."
Grant: Paul, you are the best most wonderful human being who has ever lived.
Paul: That's not what I told you to say. Say, "Paul, you are awesome and your dick is bigger than mine."
Grant: What? No!
Paul: Hold on, I need to record this. Are you ready Grant?
Grant: No, that would just be a blatant lie.
Paul: Do you want your pen or not?
Grant: No, I changed my mind. I'll just use Tanya's.
formspring
kimburly:
Do you and Tanya own matching pant suits?
No, BUT we do own matching tights, knee socks, gold body suits, metalic tube tops, shower caps, jackets and running apparel.
Hey Kim… how’s my straddle?
Beautiful.
Who lost a green sock?
I don’t know, maybe you should ask Tanya.
What does a less than 3 sign mean?
El Fuego
I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch. Do you? Also, what...
Ha. Nice.
“Last week Protect Marriage, the same people defending Prop 8 at the federal trial, sent us a cease-and-desist letter threatening a lawsuit in U.S. District Court. They said the logo we used on our Prop 8 Trial Tracker web site — an obvious parody of the Yes on 8 logo — was somehow an infringement on their trademark. Our lawyers rejected their ridiculous claims. They not only pointed out that...
“We don’t know much about bonobos except that they’re sex-crazed....”
– Anthro prof
In limbo
Inspired by
I would have to say that one of the most mentally uncomfortable states is that gray area right in between sleeping and waking. That awkward state where my mind is still dreaming but my senses are attuned to the real world. Hallucinations abound and I experience a strange combination of frustration, confusion, anxiety, and wild racing thoughts. It’s as if my conscious and...
What are you trying to imply??
RA Kim: At 8 o'clock there'll be an event in the north lounge called Sex and Cookies. Grad students are coming to talk about sexual health and there will be free Diddy Riese cookies and we need people to be there. You're coming, right?
Me: ...
Kim: Good. See you there! And bring Grant.
Papa Ernie
Inspired by
When I was maybe 3 or 4 years old, I told my dad I often wished that I was a princess. I didn’t need the fancy dresses or the tiaras or the castle, just knowing would be good enough. Hoping to make me feel better, he quickly racked his brain. Having just finished watching Davy Crockett, he gave me the first response he could think of: “You’re the princess of the Wild...
“That is so classy. There is no fucking way I’d ride a bus to a Planned...”
– Some girl, to her boyfriend outside of my Anthro section
“So this wand just gets passed around like… like an STD or something?”
– Reading Deathly Hallows with Grant.
His interpretation of the Elder Wand.
Formspring
Why don’t you and Kimberly have a fan page like Chris and Ankur? I’d join.
That would be… interesting. I would definately join a Kimberly fan page, but I don’t know if anyone else other than you would really be interested in joining a Tanya and Kimberly fan page.
tanya, let me tell you something. you make me happy inside like when julia takes a drink and then wiggles. you...
Formspring
Why is it I am the last to know when you have a boyfriend! goodness gracious tanya. Love Laura
You aren’t the last to know. Anyone who doesn’t read my tumblr is the last to know. If anything, you’re one of the first.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?720843-NehiAK45KB
While napping in between classes today I dreamed...
our floor was inflicted with a sudden and all-consuming love for Ed Hardy. It was like the zombie apocalypse, only with Ed Hardy. It was complete insanity. Chaos. Etc. etc.
I tried to make my floormates see the error of their ways, but to no avail. Defeated, frustrated, frightened, but mostly just annoyed, I resigned to hiding under Grant’s bed. In my dream he lived in a single. In an...
Formspring
What happened to John Ma and Mike? I thought they were your future husbands.
Nothing happened to them. I said I was dating Grant, not marrying him. Pshh.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?720843-NehiAK45KB
Formspring
You really really have a boyfriend? I is so happy for you T-Kim!!! - Ashley
Thank you Ashley :)
the perfection thing was most definitely not sarcasm. clarifying would be creepy
Well that’s good to know. :) Even though I still disagree, thank you again for the gigantic compliment.
what does grant look like and why does it not say u are “in a relationship” on your facebook....
Fish
Me: What's on top of your cake Akamu?
Adam: Some gummies, I think they're called Amish Fish
Me: Don't you mean Swedish Fish?
Adam: What's the difference?
Formspring
you should probably be awkward friends with him. like just wave at him excitedly every time you see him. making awkward things more awkward is really the best action.
As tempting as that sounds, I think my awkward-meter is getting close to being pushed to the limit with him. Perhaps if he had been more enthusiastic about the whole picture-taking situation, then awkward friendship could be a...
Dear professors
Scattering exclamation marks throughout your lecture slides does not make them any more exciting.
MLIAwkward. Even more so than before.
Around the middle of fall quarter I was waiting outside for my Global Environment lecture to begin. Someone noticed (I don’t remember if it was me or one of the people I was with) that I was matching a guy also waiting for lecture to begin. We were both wearing bright turquoise shirts, skinny jeans, something to that effect. I got all excited, like I have a tendency to do over little things...
