January 2011
30 posts
I know Jordanians are kind of lacking in political... →
And his wife is hot.
Anonymous asked: How come you're taking Arabic?
At times I'm so creepy I creep myself out
I found Leslie on Facebook -__-
She has that Lady Gaga quote on her Facebook… the one about choosing between men and your dreams and how your career won’t wake up and tell you it doesn’t love you anymore… I’m sure at least some of you know what I’m talking about.
Anyway. I hope she abides by that advice, at least in this circumstance… disregarding the...
Sometimes I like to google my professors →
The guy they mention way at the beginning of the article? That was my Arabic professor last quarter. How freaking random. Especially considering that the Daily Mail is a British tabloid.
Listening to guy conversations is depressing
Guy #1: Did you know that Leslie has a HUGE crush on you?
Guy #2: Who's Leslie, is she hot?
Guy #1: She's that girl who... lemme just show you a picture.
Guy #2: Alright, let's see this bitch.
Anonymous asked: http://gayfortaylorlautner.tumblr.com/post/2340718963/taylor-robert-the-hottest-non-existing
http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/ →
No one ever told me that Greek is filmed at UCLA!
I should start watching it.
I turned around to tell Emily something and lo and behold, I see the Humanities building on her computer screen. I asked her what she was watching, and oh how excited I was.
Boobs
are so weird when you think about them. Especially when you think about how guys are so attracted to them.
They’re just these lumps of fat randomly protruding from your chest. Sure, there are mammary glands in there somewhere, but it’s not like you can see them.
I don’t know. The human body is freaking weird.
Politics and HP
Johnny: My vote did nothing. Prop 19 failed, the person I voted for governor didn't win...
Sonam: You voted for Meg Whitman??
Johnny: Yeah, I think she'd do a good job.
Sonam: Dude, that's like voting for Dolores Umbridge.
jason-kyrie-eleison:
itsssrachelxo:
Dramatic...
“Here’s my theory about slavery. White guys go after asian girls. BUT,...”
– Brandon
Classy Girls Part III: Overheard in the Shower...
Classy Girl #1: Are you and ______ still hooking up?
Classy Girl #2: We used to but not anymore.
Classy Girl #1: What happened?
Classy Girl #2: He started watching Teen Mom and now he's too freaked out to have sex with me.
Anonymous asked: does the porn star go to UCLA?
“There should be a Rice Bowl. And the football teams with the highest GPA get to...”
– Raymond
Poli Sci 40: American Politics
Professor: As you can see from this graph, Putnam surveyed young people and found a correlation between the declining importance of patriotism and the rising importance of money. Are these two related, as he claims, or can you find another explanation?
Girl: I think that nowadays there's a larger emphasis on independence and thinking for yourself.
Professor: But why this generation? Why not any other generation? Can you think of a specific cause?
Girl: ... Lady Gaga?
I should be reading for Poli Sci but...
I’m reading the twitter of the pornstar who goes to my school. Ha.
“today is a video, strip tease for “the republican tea party” I think its a spoof. Ill post pics :)”
San Diego
Aaron: How was Mira Mesa?
Me: Asian. Like always. How was Skyline?
Aaron: Black. Like always.
2011
I spent the first day of the new year lying in bed with cramps all day.
I spent the second day of the new year nearly missing my train and sprinting to catch it, sitting in the rain for an hour as I waited for a bus to UCLA, dragging my fatass luggage up rape trail, and freezing my ass off wherever I went.
I don’t really buy that whole, “your first day of the new year determines how...
randomness-is-epic:
Tumblr’s National Anthem
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