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Ron Paul

I just went through all of his campaign promises as listed on his website… and WOW. This guy is seriously an idiot. I’m not really sure what everyone thinks is so special about him because I can’t see how he is so different from any other run-of-the-mill republican (despite the fact that he used to identify himself as a libertarian… which isn’t even accurate because...

Dec 28th

I'm an ungrateful bitch

My stepmom thinks that Naomi and I are fat. Every year she gets us these clothes that are WAY too huge on us and I feel bad because I have to lie and pretend I like them. Oh, what’s that? You went Christmas shopping in July this year and the receipts are good for return within 31 days? Merry Christmas homeless people because you guys are getting a big donation this year. If this...

Dec 26th

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Dear Santa,

All I want is is for cute guys to love me. I say ‘guys’ plural because then I get to pick! That’s it. Easy Christmas wish, right?

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 12th

“I think it’s odd that you can’t joke about rape, when people joke about murder...”

– Donald Glover (via witch-or-not) Are you fucking kidding me. No. (via kirkwoodisinoregon) Okay, let’s just step away from the whole ethical/subjective argument deal and look at the statistics. In 2010, about 15,000 murders were reported in the United States, whereas about 85,000 rapes...

Dec 11th

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Issues

I did a 60-question GRE math practice set and solved all of them correctly… except that I don’t know how to add so I missed a bunch. Apparently I think that 3+3=9 and 12-7=6. Over the summer I got suuuuper frustrated over a transfer’s DPR because the units seriously would not add up. I tried for literally 10 minutes until I gave up and asked another orientation counselor for...

Dec 11th

“Before you moved into your apartment I thought you would be living off baby...”

– Naomi

Dec 10th

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Dec 9th

Anonymous asked: Dear ex-boyfriend,

Dec 7th

Dec 6th

Anonymous asked: Dear person I had a crush on,

Dec 6th

Anonymous asked: Dear Santa,

Dec 5th

Anonymous asked: Dear future me,

Dec 5th

Anonymous asked: dear ex best friend

Dec 5th

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I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, This sounds fun. Mainly more fun than studying for finals. I have my final at 8am tomorrow morning and though I finally finished...

Dec 5th

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Dec 2nd

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Harry Potter Theme Park Coming to LA!!!!!!! →

Dec 1st