I’m an ungrateful bitch

My stepmom thinks that Naomi and I are fat. Every year she gets us these clothes that are WAY too huge on us and I feel bad because I have to lie and pretend I like them.

Oh, what’s that? You went Christmas shopping in July this year and the receipts are good for return within 31 days? Merry Christmas homeless people because you guys are getting a big donation this year.

If this isn’t a quintessential #firstworldproblems, then I don’t know what is.

Other than that, Christmas was good. Ho ho ho.